How to spam a spammer

by Nostradamus Jr.

It’s so annoying to see all that spam in my inbox. One day I got my revenge. It was June 6, 2008, and I was mad as hell. I pasted the following email thread directly from my account:

 

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From Doris Dumas
From: doris_dumas32003@yahoo.co.jp
You may not know this sender.Mark as safe|Mark as junk
Sent: Fri 6/06/08 6:29 AM
To: doris_dumas32003@yahoo.co.jp
From: Doris Dumas
Av.12 RD 16,Apt.39B,Triechville
Abidjan, Cote D’Ivoire.
Email :doris_dumas4@yahoo.fr

It is with trust and confidence that I make this urgent business proposal to you because I have been very careful due to the sensitive nature of this transaction notwitstanding the present dishonesty that surrounds the world today.

I know it may seem Improper to introduce myself this way and more importantly via E-mail but I Have just considered it faster and safe means of communication.Do not be amazed by this mail.I am contacting you based on Trust and confidentiality that will be Attached to this transaction.

I am Miss Doris Dumas From Abidjan Cote d’ivoire,I wish to request for your urgent assistance in my investment plans in your base,I wish to invest in manufacturing and real estate management in your base,this is because I inheritated an important sum from my late father who died in recent political crisis in Cote d’Ivoire here.
Before the death of my father he informed me near his hospital bed at chu- teaching hospital, that he has saved the total sum of ($8.500,000)Eight Million Five houndred thousand united states dollars only, in one of the bank here in cote d Ivoire.
This money was been deposited for my social security and for fruitful international investment.That is why I need you to keep this transaction highly confidential and trustworthy person who will assist me to receive this fund overseas for investment establishment purpose industries and lucratives profitable ventures.

Further directives and details about the deposit and on how to move the fund successfully into your private bank account in your country will be given to you as soon as I get your response,

Yours Faithfully.
Doris Dumas

 

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RE: From Doris Dumas‏
From: Nostradamus Junior (nostradamus_jr@hotmail.com)
Sent: Mon 6/09/08 2:18 PM
To: doris_dumas32003@yahoo.co.jp

Hey Doris,

I’m so sorry to hear about your father’s passing 😦

Wow! Sounds like you need help, and I would love to! You don’t even need to pay me a thing 🙂

Please email me back when you can, assuming you still need my help, and I’ll get to it. I’m not really busy lately & have a ton of free time. Have a great day!

Take care,

Nostradamus Jr.

PS…. can you believe the Lakers & Celtics are in the finals again? I’m rooting for the Celtics, but who would’ve predicted that match-up?

 

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RE: Thanks for your kind response‏
From: doris_dumas32003@yahoo.co.jp
Sent: Tue 6/10/08 1:18 AM
To: Nostradamus Junior (nostradamus_jr@hotmail.com)

Dearest Nostradamus,

Thanks for your response. As my guardian use to say, “convinction soley rested on the mind that chooses to accept to be convinced”

There is no way I can get you to trust only when you choose to do so will it be possible.I only have my frankness to exercise,I only assure you one thing, I will appreciate every assistance you “may” give me to the best of my ability. Note that I strongly believe you will respond to my favour. The scripture says in Jr. 10 : 23, that it is left for God to direct the steps of he who believes. Rm. 8 : 28 says that good and bad will work for good to those who believe and to those whom he called according to His purpose.

Dear Nostradamus,the Lord who directed my steps to you, knows the best and if you believe with me, all will work out good for us. I will give you my photo in your next mail.I only believe that if we properly apply the confidence needed in this transaction.

I have been looking for a way out of this country to another country for my safety but all was abortive because I can not afford money to take another passport since I lost the one my father did for me before he died. Please, with due respect and humble request,I have consulted the bank several times for withdrawal and the director of the bank told me that my dad left the deposit in a suspence code and it will be activated after 72 months of the deposit while it is not up to three years and 72 months is Six years, I can not continue to wait and die in hunger because they said that if i have a partner who will stand for me and provide a current account, They will process the transfer and move the money to any destination of my choice,that is the reason why I am on my knees asking for your assistance.

If you can be able to come down here and we talk about this, I will so much appreciate everything because I have suffered a lot here since the death of my father as no body is even asking me how I sustain except by the grace of God. So I want you now to stand as my guardian and partner at the bank so that they will tell you what is needed for the transfer to be made into your Nominated account and you help me immediately to relocate to your country and start a new life.

Immediately the total sum is transfered to your account, you will help me enroll back to my studies while you invest the total sum for me because i don’t know anything about investment now that is why I am trusting you, please I want you to promise me that you will not disapoint me, I stoped school at secondary because of my uncle and i will continue to finish my secondary school and secure my certificate before I can enroll to University but now, what I want you to do is to stand as my guardian at the bank so that they will transfer the money and I will relocate to your country.

I hope to get a favourable and comforting response from you. Be blessed according to His riches in glory. I will give you the contact of the bank if I get your response to the affirmative.

Best regards,
Doris.

This is all about me:

Name : Doris Dumas
Born :05/07/84
Occupation: Student
Nationality ; Cote D’Ivoire
Tribe : Abboure
Religion: Christianity
Name of Father : Mr Joseph Dumas (Late)
Name Of Mother : Mrs Roseline Dumas (Late)

The above is brief information about me,Please tell me about your self.
I expect your mail.

Thanks

Doris Dumas

 

 

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RE: Thanks for your kind response‏
From: Nostradamus Junior (nostradamus_jr@hotmail.com)
Sent: Tue 6/10/08 2:59 PM
To: doris_dumas32003@yahoo.co.jp

Yo Doris! It’s good to hear from you again. Wow! This sounds so exciting… like a spy movie! So you want to know a little about me? Well…. I’m single, I really like Indiana Jones (not the new one so much), Star Wars, going to concerts, and I’m always up for adventure! I really enjoy helping others (it’s good that you emailed me).

So yeah, I’d like to help. Also, I don’t know if this is appropriate, but here goes… would you maybe want to go on a date sometime? I know we don’t know each other very well, but it seems like I’ve known you my whole life. Sorry if that’s weird, but regarless I’d still love to help. Can’t wait to hear back from you!! 🙂

Your friend,
Nostradamus Jr.

PS. I don’t know if you like Indiana Jones, but you might wait for the new one to come out on DVD.

 

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RE: INDICATE YOUR INTEREST‏
From: doris_dumas32003@yahoo.co.jp
Sent: Wed 6/11/08 12:29 AM
To: Nostradamus Junior (nostradamus_jr@hotmail.com)

Dear Nostradamus,

Infact I don’t understand your comment very well, it seems to me that you are trying to joke with me WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY Indiana Jones????,please I want to know whether you really want to assist me or not,please I want a simple response concerning this.

Anticipate to hear from you

Doris

 

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RE: INDICATE YOUR INTEREST‏
From: Nostradamus Junior (nostradamus_jr@hotmail.com)
Sent: Wed 6/11/08 10:02 AM
To: doris_dumas32003@yahoo.co.jp

Hey Doris,

Sorry about that! Indiana Jones is a movie hero that i like. I thought everyone knew. Oops! I didn’t like the new movie as much as the 1st three. Raiders of the lost ark is my favorite!

I was telling my friend about your email and they said it was a scam. That’s not true is it? Hopefully not because i still want to help. Just let me know,

Take care,

Nostradamus Jr.

 

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RE: YOUR OWN FINAL DECISION NEEDED‏
From: doris_dumas32003@yahoo.co.jp
Sent: Thu 6/12/08 1:01 AM
To: Nostradamus Junior (nostradamus_jr@hotmail.com)

Dear Nostradamus,

I plead you decern my ernest request to get me out of this situation. For the facts that the majority are false does not make all wrong. True, the internet business intitiation are full of risk does not make risk an odd way to certain venture.but be aware my dear, that necessity double even tiples the rate in which you absurb eventualities. I virtually lives apprehensively because nature endowned on me a wealth that forced me into acting in the way and manner in which I contacted you.

It could be true that this kind of message might come to you a surprise,reasons are that many rich African make the type of deposit my late father did, others could be those who want to fraustrate people like us, just like my uncle who wants to kill me because of this money. Others could be those who wants to make use of the advantage.

So,my dear what I want you to do is to make your own decision don’t listen to what others could say,because what ever that comes to a man is equal to a man,why I say this is that there are many enemy of progress in this world,the person who you take as your best friend today might be your worst enemy tomorrow,if you want to listen to people before you can help me that means we are not going to progress in this transaction,how I wish that your friend knows my family he will not make that statement,only that I handle everthing onto God’s hand,please what I will like you to know is that a man suppose to have his privacy,not everything you will reveal to people because you don’t know who is your enemy like I said.I expect your own final decision so that I will know the next thing to do concerning this transfer into your account

Anticipate to hear from you as soon as you receive this mail

Be bless

Your’s
Doris

 

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RE: YOUR OWN FINAL DECISION NEEDED‏
From: Nostradamus Junior (nostradamus_jr@hotmail.com)
Sent: Fri 6/13/08 6:41 PM
To: doris_dumas32003@yahoo.co.jp

Doris! I wrote you a poem:

Doris is a girl i know
Our relationship will forever grow
She needs my help & I’m totally down (to help)
To turn her frown upside down

I read it to my friend and he said it was lame… whatever.

My final answer is YES! I will help you. I feel like i’ve told you that a few times already though.

When and where can we meet up?

Yours trully,

Nostradamus Jr.

 

 

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CONTACT THE BANK IMMEDIATELY.‏
From: doris_dumas32003@yahoo.co.jp
Sent: Sat 6/14/08 5:57 AM
To: Nostradamus Junior (nostradamus_jr@hotmail.com)

Dear Nostradamus,

Thanks for your mail and how are you doing today?

I have submitted your name to the bank and also let them know that i appoint you my guardian to receive my inherited money into your account to enable me join you in your country to start a new life.

The banker has agreed to release and transfer my inerited money into your account since i have appointed you and instructed them to release and transfer my inherited money to your account.

The bank director assured that they are to proceed as soon as they hear from you as my present guardian and they will deal directly with you till they transfer the money into your account.

I sent on this mail the contact of the bank where the money was deposited by my late father so that you can contact the bank on my behalf and request for the release and transfering of my inherited money into your account.

Here is that contact of the bank;

STANDARD CHARTERED BANK PLC.
BP 17 1141, 23 BD LA REPULIQUE,
ABIDJAN, COTE D’IVOIRE, WEST AFRICA.
TELEPHONE: +225 6641 8255.
EMAIL: scb.ci@Safe-mail.net
REMITTANCE DIRECTOR: MR. JERRY KONAN.

My dear, contact the bank on what to do to enable them release and transfer the money into your account, as soon as the money is released and transfer to your account, you withdraw some money from there and send to me to enable me pay my hotel bill, arrange for my travelling documents and air ticket to leave this country and join you over there to continue my education while you help me to invest the money in your country.

The banker are aware that you’re going to contact them at any moment for the transfering of my inherited money to your account and they are waiting to hear from you before they proceed on the transaction.

I have leave you for now and hoping to hear from you soon,

Thanks may God bless and keep you,

Yours Doris.

 

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RE: FROM DORIS DUMAS‏
From: Nostradamus Junior (nostradamus_jr@hotmail.com)
Sent: Wed 6/18/08 11:33 AM
To: doris_dumas32003@yahoo.co.jp

My dearest Doris,

I wrote you another poem:

Doris doesn’t think my jokes are funny
I think she’s after my money
Sometimes i get too paranoid
maybe she’s really a droid?

Oh what a beautiful droid….
but she wasn’t programmed for love 😦

The thing i love about poetry is that i can express my feelings artistically, and blow people’s minds with the power of the words.

Can you please give me the bank’s phone # and email address?

PLEASE TELL ME WHAT YOU THINK OF MY POEM!!!!!!

forever yours,

Nostradamus Jr.

PS. Celtics beat the lakers by 39!!! 🙂

 

 

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Date: Wed, 18 Jun 2008 01:15:29 +0900
From: doris_dumas32003@yahoo.co.jp
Subject: RE: FROM DORIS DUMAS
To: nostradamus_jr@hotmail.com

Dear Nostradamus,

Good day to you together with your family which is very important to me,please I am writting to know why I have never heard from you since all this while,please I want to hear from you as soon as you receive this mail for me to know the next thing to do.Have you contacted the bank????

Expect to hear from you
Regards
Doris

 

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RE: FROM DORIS DUMAS‏
From: Nostradamus Junior (nostradamus_jr@hotmail.com)
Sent: Thu 6/26/08 6:06 PM
To: doris_dumas32003@yahoo.co.jp

Dear Doris,

I haven’t heard back from you. Do you hate me or something? I cried all night waiting for your email. My pillow was soaked in tears & I nearly drowned in my sleep. Love hurts 😦

Please send me contact for the bank & I will take care of everything.

What happened to us?!?

-Nostradamus Jr.

PS: Will you marry me?

 

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RE: FROM DORIS DUMAS‏
From: doris_dumas32003@yahoo.co.jp
Sent: Fri 6/27/08 3:36 AM
To: Nostradamus Junior (nostradamus_jr@hotmail.com)
Nostradamus Junior,

Much has been given, but my love you have wasted. When claging symbal stops, the clanging of silent continues. If the visions of Nostradamus Senior are not perfect, the visions of Nostradamus Junior seems to have wickedness in it. Nostradamus Junior is making the mockry of the young angel that ran to him. No! the abuse of the love of the young angel shall be a cours on the head of the Nostradamus Junior, but let the meekness of the late Nostradamus be an encompouding grace on the Junior.

The crystal rays of the golden sun shall elude the Junior Nostradamus because he chose to ignore the genuity of the Angel.

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RE: FROM DORIS DUMAS‏
From: Nostradamus Junior (nostradamus_jr@hotmail.com)
Sent: Thu 7/03/08 9:55 AM
To: doris_dumas32003@yahoo.co.jp

DEAR DORIS! You are awesome!!!
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She never wrote back 😉

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