Going out of business sale


Hmm… Digital Dracula only has one more show left. You know you have to strike while the iron is hot, so you walk across town to another karaoke bar and dazzle the crowd. After you’re done there, you hit up an open mic night.

After a few years of doing the karaoke/open mic circuit, your merch sales plummet due to a lack of interested consumers. You file for bankruptcy and get a job starring in blockbuster movies.

The End.

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